FAQ

Here are some of the questions that people have been asking me about StairClimber2. Many of these questions are uninformed, and some are even down-right rude. I've done my best to answer them all, depite the fact that it takes time away from my game development.

Is this a joke?

No.

Why would you name the game StairClimber2 since there was never an original StairClimber?

It is a well known fact that all video game sequals are better than their original. So why would I release StairClimber1 if StairClimber2 is going to be better anyway. Why not just skip ahead and give people the best possible game to begin with?

Why don't you call it StairClimber3 then?

Duh. Trilogies suck.

What is going on in this game?

First and for most you are climbing stairs. But of course today's sophisticated consumer won't be satisfied with just exceptional game play. They demand a compelling storyline, with passionate characters that reach a cathartic end. I have created a rich and comprehensive story line that weaves together many subtle themes, and draws upon ancient texts, and well known contemporary pieces, to create a tale of magic and intrigue.

No really...what is going on in this game?

Look if you can't understand it maybe you should just stick to episodes of 3 and a half men. I will not comprimise my artistic integrity by daning to explain the complex web of emotions and undertones.



	FAQ Here are some of the questions that people have been asking me about StairClimber2. Many of these questions are uninformed, and some are even down-right rude. I've done my best to answer them all, depite the fact that it takes time away from my game development. Is this a joke? No. Why would you name the game StairClimber2 since there was never an original StairClimber? It is a well known fact that all video game sequals are better than their original. So why would I release StairClimber1 if StairClimber2 is going to be better anyway. Why not just skip ahead and give people the best possible game to begin with? Why don't you call it StairClimber3 then? Duh. Trilogies suck. What is going on in this game? First and for most you are climbing stairs. But of course today's sophisticated consumer won't be satisfied with just exceptional game play. They demand a compelling storyline, with passionate characters that reach a cathartic end. I have created a rich and comprehensive story line that weaves together many subtle themes, and draws upon ancient texts, and well known contemporary pieces, to create a tale of magic and intrigue. No really...what is going on in this game? Look if you can't understand it maybe you should just stick to episodes of 3 and a half men. I will not comprimise my artistic integrity by daning to explain the complex web of emotions and undertones.
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